More irritating stuff at Lahore airport

I don't know if it is me but I get checked everytime now I leave the country. Maybe I should start wearing a suit and tie and not dress comfortably ie long pants and T shirt. Hey that's already a concession as anyone who knows me knows I wear shorts EVERYHERE in KL.

I normally take it with a grin and put up with it, but this time I got really cheesed off. I just had one hand luggage and still got searched. The Narco removed all the stuff, fine. Then without even an "excuse me" took out a mini ice pick and stuck 2 holes in the bottom of my case. And sniffed it. I said "dude, come on, that's a samsonite". And he had the cheek to grin at me and say "it's how we check" All the fucker had to do was let me know. Damn bag has a zip where you can open up and expose the base. Dickhead. Again typical bloody ego, all huffed up in their own importance.

Anyway was really considering raising a stink but not worth the aggro I guess, after all I was off HOME.

I don't get Twilight

Ok,ok I admit I watched "twilight" but it was on HBO, the wife ,inlaws,outlaws et al were playing mahjong, and I was flitting in and out watching both so it doesn't really count. I didn't realise how excruiatingly BORING it was until I watched "New Moon" on the plane back to Lahore.

Before anyone hangs shit on me, I normally watch stuff I would not watch on the plane, as most of the movies I have seen anyway (Lahore nothing to do etc etc). BORING. And I do not get why girls go all ga ga over Edward. I mean, get real, I doubt in real life they would want to be seen anywhere near someone that pasty faced, and with red lips to boot. Jacob I can understand. Ok and Alice is pretty hot too.

And the fans who complained about the bad acting ? What acting? The whole show the 2 main actors just moved around with a pained expression on their faces (like Jude Law in Cold Mountain). Easy enough to do that. Just clip on a few clothes pegs in private areas, that would do the trick.