Thursday, March 4, 2010

I don't get Twilight

Ok,ok I admit I watched "twilight" but it was on HBO, the wife ,inlaws,outlaws et al were playing mahjong, and I was flitting in and out watching both so it doesn't really count. I didn't realise how excruiatingly BORING it was until I watched "New Moon" on the plane back to Lahore.

Before anyone hangs shit on me, I normally watch stuff I would not watch on the plane, as most of the movies I have seen anyway (Lahore nothing to do etc etc). BORING. And I do not get why girls go all ga ga over Edward. I mean, get real, I doubt in real life they would want to be seen anywhere near someone that pasty faced, and with red lips to boot. Jacob I can understand. Ok and Alice is pretty hot too.

And the fans who complained about the bad acting ? What acting? The whole show the 2 main actors just moved around with a pained expression on their faces (like Jude Law in Cold Mountain). Easy enough to do that. Just clip on a few clothes pegs in private areas, that would do the trick.

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